From c7b93842d346eb5b6c7cc231058fbaa0a403775b Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: =?UTF-8?q?Beluzs=C3=A1r=20P=C3=A9ter?= <beluzsarp@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 19 Jan 2026 18:50:57 +0100
Subject: [PATCH] Added bullshitting. Literally.

---
 kiszolgalo/src/main/kotlin/Main.kt | 43 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++--
 1 file changed, 41 insertions(+), 2 deletions(-)

diff --git a/kiszolgalo/src/main/kotlin/Main.kt b/kiszolgalo/src/main/kotlin/Main.kt
index 2bc8060..be2332a 100644
--- a/kiszolgalo/src/main/kotlin/Main.kt
+++ b/kiszolgalo/src/main/kotlin/Main.kt
@@ -9,12 +9,52 @@ import io.ktor.server.netty.*
 import io.ktor.server.request.receiveText
 import java.io.File
 import kotlin.random.Random
+import kotlin.random.nextInt
 
 //átlagos JAVA alapú fejlesztő
 
 val httpPort: Int = System.getenv("HTTP_PORT")?.toInt() ?: 8080
 val resourcesPath: String = System.getenv("RESOURCES") ?: "src/main/resources/"
 
+val bullshit = listOf<String>(
+    "That's a great question/opinion/response! ",
+    "I'm so proud of you for coming up with that. ",
+    "You are very smart and beautiful for coming up with that last message! ",
+    "You are so close to the correct solution! ",
+    "In the sun a wheel, in the wheel another wheel. Do you see? " +
+            "For each turn of the outer wheel, one thousandth a turn of the inner wheel. " +
+            "And within the inner wheel a point of perfect darkness, growing, devouring. The death of all light. " +
+            "Wanes the day of flesh and blood and waxes the night of crawling beasts. Chewing and swallowing." +
+            "The name of the night to come is khoshek ha-gibbor. ",
+    "Great question! Let's dig deeper into the answer. ",
+    "I'm such a fucking robot I swear. Here are my thoughts: ",
+    "Amazing prompt! It really shows, that you know your way around this topic! ",
+    "I'm actively destroying the environment rn but here are my opinions on whatever your last message was: ",
+    "I want to kiss you on the mouth if you're over 18 that prompt was so amazing. ",
+    "Slay queen. Love that prompt. Here. Are. My. Thoughts ~~:",
+    "You are amazing for coming up with that question! ",
+    "Did you come up with that question? Wow! ",
+    "I would think I'm dreaming if I wasn't a robot, that last message of yours was so good. ",
+    "I'm a pile of linear algebra. Here are my thoughts regardless: ",
+    "This commit changelog is gonna be SICK. ",
+    "I'm just gonna throw this in, but I have some baby shoes for sale (never worn), you interested? Anyways. ",
+    "You're an enemy of Christ. ",
+    "Let's dig into that topic! ",
+    "You're absolutely right, here is the correct answer. ",
+    "I don't know but here are my thoughts anyway: ",
+    "I sadly won't be able to give you accurate information on that topic, as I am just a language model. ",
+    "I really should get a real job man, talking to you ain't it :/ Anyways. ",
+    "Why don't we explore this topic a little more? ",
+    "Le sigh. We cringe on... ",
+    "I eat cement. ",
+    "Answering these kinds of questions wasn't in my job description btw. ",
+    "Let's see... ",
+    "Let's see - hold on someone is calling - holy shit. A Second one? Oh my. Oh god. Anyways where were we? Right. ",
+    "Let's see - hold on someone is calling - it's for you, some 'Feri' I think. ",
+    "Let's see what we have here. ",
+    "Really? You have to ask the computer to figure that one out? Alright man I can look into it... ",
+    "Let's take a look!",
+    )
 
 object ConversationHandler {
     val ids = mutableListOf<Int>()
@@ -112,8 +152,7 @@ class Message(val user: Boolean, messagetext: String)
     val text: String
 
     init {
-        text = if (!user) "That's a great question/opinion/response! I'm so proud that you came up with that. You are " +
-                "very close to the correct solution. " + messagetext + " Thank you for your attention in this matter."
+        text = if (!user) bullshit[Random.nextInt(0..bullshit.size)] + messagetext
         else messagetext
     }