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+ We're on a mission
+ +To give slow, unreliable information sometimes. If we feel like it.
+ ++ Our revolutionary technology enables us to create a cost-effective GS (Genuine Stupidity) companion for you to rely on. Our model is using 21 years of + training data, specialized in internet culture, STEM and being miserable. It is using less energy, and less water than almost all AI models on the market + in 2026. Uses a lot more whiskey-coke tho. + +
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+ Straight to the point +
+ ++ Unlike most modern AI models, our GS model is not going to sugar-coat every response. Of course class matters, which is why with our patent pending + algorithm every response is dripping with authenticity, while managing to stay extremely polite. +
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+ Privacy first and foremost +
+ ++ Powered by an incredibly abstract, high level language, our backend is built from the ground up with privacy in mind. Our developer, after trying + to use more than 1 Gradle dependency in the backend realized, that not storing user data in a database is a good thing, actually. Very marketable. +
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