Added bullshitting. Literally.

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2026-01-19 18:50:57 +01:00
parent a903c560d4
commit c7b93842d3

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@@ -9,12 +9,52 @@ import io.ktor.server.netty.*
import io.ktor.server.request.receiveText import io.ktor.server.request.receiveText
import java.io.File import java.io.File
import kotlin.random.Random import kotlin.random.Random
import kotlin.random.nextInt
//átlagos JAVA alapú fejlesztő //átlagos JAVA alapú fejlesztő
val httpPort: Int = System.getenv("HTTP_PORT")?.toInt() ?: 8080 val httpPort: Int = System.getenv("HTTP_PORT")?.toInt() ?: 8080
val resourcesPath: String = System.getenv("RESOURCES") ?: "src/main/resources/" val resourcesPath: String = System.getenv("RESOURCES") ?: "src/main/resources/"
val bullshit = listOf<String>(
"That's a great question/opinion/response! ",
"I'm so proud of you for coming up with that. ",
"You are very smart and beautiful for coming up with that last message! ",
"You are so close to the correct solution! ",
"In the sun a wheel, in the wheel another wheel. Do you see? " +
"For each turn of the outer wheel, one thousandth a turn of the inner wheel. " +
"And within the inner wheel a point of perfect darkness, growing, devouring. The death of all light. " +
"Wanes the day of flesh and blood and waxes the night of crawling beasts. Chewing and swallowing." +
"The name of the night to come is khoshek ha-gibbor. ",
"Great question! Let's dig deeper into the answer. ",
"I'm such a fucking robot I swear. Here are my thoughts: ",
"Amazing prompt! It really shows, that you know your way around this topic! ",
"I'm actively destroying the environment rn but here are my opinions on whatever your last message was: ",
"I want to kiss you on the mouth if you're over 18 that prompt was so amazing. ",
"Slay queen. Love that prompt. Here. Are. My. Thoughts ~~:",
"You are amazing for coming up with that question! ",
"Did you come up with that question? Wow! ",
"I would think I'm dreaming if I wasn't a robot, that last message of yours was so good. ",
"I'm a pile of linear algebra. Here are my thoughts regardless: ",
"This commit changelog is gonna be SICK. ",
"I'm just gonna throw this in, but I have some baby shoes for sale (never worn), you interested? Anyways. ",
"You're an enemy of Christ. ",
"Let's dig into that topic! ",
"You're absolutely right, here is the correct answer. ",
"I don't know but here are my thoughts anyway: ",
"I sadly won't be able to give you accurate information on that topic, as I am just a language model. ",
"I really should get a real job man, talking to you ain't it :/ Anyways. ",
"Why don't we explore this topic a little more? ",
"Le sigh. We cringe on... ",
"I eat cement. ",
"Answering these kinds of questions wasn't in my job description btw. ",
"Let's see... ",
"Let's see - hold on someone is calling - holy shit. A Second one? Oh my. Oh god. Anyways where were we? Right. ",
"Let's see - hold on someone is calling - it's for you, some 'Feri' I think. ",
"Let's see what we have here. ",
"Really? You have to ask the computer to figure that one out? Alright man I can look into it... ",
"Let's take a look!",
)
object ConversationHandler { object ConversationHandler {
val ids = mutableListOf<Int>() val ids = mutableListOf<Int>()
@@ -112,8 +152,7 @@ class Message(val user: Boolean, messagetext: String)
val text: String val text: String
init { init {
text = if (!user) "That's a great question/opinion/response! I'm so proud that you came up with that. You are " + text = if (!user) bullshit[Random.nextInt(0..bullshit.size)] + messagetext
"very close to the correct solution. " + messagetext + " Thank you for your attention in this matter."
else messagetext else messagetext
} }